“Steve, are you drunk?”
“I am not drunk… . I am hammmmmmerredd.”
“It’s a Monday night, don’t you work in the morning?”
“Yes i do. At 6:30.”
“Uhm… how much have you had”
(Steve begins to count on his fingers, mumbling about rum & electric lemonade)
“ASHTON. Those boob enhancers are the best thing that’s ever happened to you!”
I love my friends. Happy Birthday Ash!
